Takin’ Care of Business

January 27, 2017

If you like conversations involving failing businesses, enduring hard times, depression and self-realizations then this episode is for you.  If you don't, then maybe skip ahead to where Brian and Julie discuss hot personal trainers, not paying for TV and Taco Bell sauce.  Got you back?  Thought so, and here's some other topics to pique your interest in this week's episode..

Things Are Not Good
HIPAA
Learning to Mic Stand
Julie's Zeros
Chuck U. Farley
Inbound Marketing
Super-Depressed
Things Have Been Worse
"Troubles come not in single spies.."
The Buyout
I Am Not Alone
I Don't Deserve Chris
Gallutia Genetics
Hot Personal Trainers
Devotionals
OCD-B-Haviors
Time Management
Taco Bell Sauce
Kodi
Constant Bangin'
Slingbox Management
Can't Trust Your Brain

Song Credit: Bachman Turner Overdrive - "Takin' Care of Business"

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Be Open

January 21, 2017

So a Saturday-Cast seems to be how our release schedule plays out, so we're going with it. Hello Saturday! .. and thank you for tuning in! In this episode we get dark and light, gross and glorified, depressed and impressed, but all for the greater good. All in all, this podcast reminds us that we are very small in a very big reality but with that said, we are the "biggest" in our own realities, so owning those understandings is necessary to living a life worthy of story.

Speaking of story, Brian and Julie touch on topics such as...

Rudebegas and The Carpenters
Smoked Beats and the Fortification of Brian's Junk
Harvard Beats?
Brian loves apple salad
Julie can't Jell-O
Onion Sandwich
Amazon gift card
Coloplast InterDry
Grandma is a Gorilla in the Mist
What does awful look like?
Killin' friendships
Oh Brian, you're such an asshole
Intentional asshole vs clueless asshole
Brian the social coordinator
The Top Nacho
Rockwell Automations Retro Encabulator Quiz!
Fan mail!
Start another podcast to make you interesting
Always question reality, don't accept it
Brian is not a theist, which makes him atheist
Digital ghosts and resonance
My Facebook sees dead people
Julie's friend chased ghosts
Pokemon Go and Waveland
Julie's cats don't know Internet
"I can't discount things that I can't count"
No number for nothing
Infinite monkeys
..but no!
Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon
11:14
Julie naming 23's
D'ractence - the apostrophe makes it racist
Two psychological Subarus
Déjà Vu and miss-filing memories
No one got a lottery number off of a Déjà Vu
To voo again
Be open
Werewolf
JEFF
It's a weird wire to walk in being a whole person
Cheetolini Talk
Crowdsource a bus!
DeploraBall
The counter-balance to bad government is an armed populace
Clog the system
Polar the Same
What Mexican took your job?
Shake the system
Make America 80's Again
"The Donald" has his mob
The Republic for Which We Stand
Constitutional counters
Is Pence better?
The greater good is the death of good
Rage against the dying of the light
Black Jesus

Song Credit: Queensrÿche: Open

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BOOM!

January 18, 2017

Cyndie joins Brian and Julie before the coming tax season takes its toll on her schedule.  After catching up on the past few weeks of Christmas vacation and New Year's festivities, the gang talks about upcoming protest trips, passive resistance and the DeploraBall.  As the night continues a new game presents itself where Brian and Cyndie try to guess the top longest rock songs in history and the top shortest songs.   

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The Divorce Game

December 24, 2016

Cyndie is back to endure the bourbon and wine-fueled train wreck that is a Brian Loves Julie Podcast. To keep things on track, Brian introduces "The Divorce Game" to Julie and Cyndie, which eventually leads to topics such as..

Gating Dame
It's a Wonderful Wife
Ready Player One: Cyndie
Ready Player Two: Julie
H.O.Assholes
Mom Gave Me a Penny
"If you don't save what you save then you didn't save anything"
Coupon Circle
"Why do you need a Hemi to sit on your ass?"
Talkin' Adele
Talkin' Gaga
The Big Lebowski and The Princess Bride
Talkin' Stephen King
Talkin' Sylvester Stallone's Mom
Favorite Movies - GO
Talkin' The Matrix
Talkin' Tim Burton
Talkin' Neil Gaiman
Three Times Sh!tty

Song Credit: Nine Inch Nails - "Last" - Broken

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If I Told You The Truth, Would You Understand?

December 17, 2016

So here we are, Episode 10, production problems and all!  Julie's microphone decided to take a dump early during our interview with her wife (and my new and second-bestest aunt) Cyndie, but fear not!  Julie and I were able to press on into Cyndie's early adulthood in Boston, her past/present/future stints with her band of friends and musicians, Lizzie Borden and the Axes, as well as schooling Brian on how to be greater and not settle for "gooder."

The makeshift table of contents for this episode includes..

Cyndie lies for Maker's Mark 46 in a purty baw-dul

Episode 10!

 

Julie's mic just died

Theme song

#shouldhavebeenkirkcameron

What? That's legal?

Waltham is bikeable and totally doable

Did it all for the bookie

Ice Cream Truck Newsletter

Lizzie Borden and the Axes

Cousin Oliver

The Ramones were good to us

Brian is an ass for not remembering Cheap Trick

Goldie's Garage

Z Movie Boxcar Blues 

Lipstick Lounge

I need to track down a mailman in Nashville

"The Ridge"

Gay Bar

For you, that's yeeeoooge

Drama for the boys, the women have fist fights

Julie is cute

Meet for sushi

White House

Thank God I Was Pretty

The best obligations are the best feels

Don’t perpetuate what you are

The child is always number one

Zander makes Brian look like a dick

I will run you over in your sleep

Perpetuate what you are

Oh Anthony, you came and you gave without taking..

Peter, don’t' be a dick

Florida is good for her

He taught me way more

Keanu said it best

"If you are already worried about how you are going to mess up your kid, you are not going to mess up your kid"

Grounding doesn't work

"I…taught…insurrraaaaance"

Refinements

The one-eyed Julie is a thing

Brian is one of the good guys

It's not okay

Intent is not enough

Number Two!

The glass ceiling

The glass cliff

Alzheimers

"I have a very small esophogus"

Cyndie's living will is on record

Peach, pecan, or olive tree - you choose

 

Song Credit: "Will You Love Me By Sunday?" - Lizzie Borden and the Axes

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The Chair Will Bring It To Me

December 9, 2016

Brian and Julie welcome the return of 90's Sh*t Show alumn, Wendy, as we turn the lens on her and bring up topics and stories such as..

Let's Tarantino This!
Revelations
Multiple christmas trees
Textbook Divorces
"Anderson is a special flower"
New Wave Autism
Buzzies!
Interstates and Street Lights
Diesel Dukey
Virginia
Amelia was not going to live
Trisomy 18
Bereavement Photography
Amelia is an X-Man!
Where's the ambullance?
Caroline the Therapist
We're living in the Matrix, man!
Let's manage Brian's drinking
What's the answer?
Sleep hacks
Let's talk Ambien!
Magnesium Sulfate
God rape can happen at any time!
The chair will bring it to me

Music: "Sleepy Head" - Passion Pit

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Brian Loves Brandie

December 2, 2016

So the Thanksgiving weekend has come and gone and with this episode, Brian attempts to get the podcast train back on track by bringing his lovely wife Brandie into the mix. She was nervous at first, but eventually opened up and discussed such topics as..

My esophagus is funky
How to burp out your butt
Whistle Pop
Brandie, she's a fine girl
Love/Hate the spotlight
Brian isn't romantic
Mortified
"The rotund wench is on the floor!"
O'er the ramparts... uh..
Julie loved Little Debbie
Zander is an awesome rainbow baby
Chicks dig scars
$82,000
Pay cash for babies today!
Braeden is a special little guy
Self-medicate
Brandie-tinuation 
Na Noo Na Noo
"It all worked out in the end "
Weddings are 'spensive
Run over a Judd
Brian is not a singer
Help Meet
The lap dog sex position is very nice
7lbs in 5 days is not possible
Kristen is the best boss
Grape Rape & Captain Cave Man
Science Bless You
Off the rails
Like sands through the hour glass..

But wait! There's more!

Brian is a huge fan of the podcast Matt & Mattingley's Ice Cream Social and he created an audio quiz for their popular segment "Jock versus Nerd." We tacked that quiz onto the end of this podcast so you all can play along! Buckle up as Julie, Matt and Paul (hopefully) play "Jacques versus Bird!"

Song Credit: "Brandy You're a Fine Girl" - Looking Glass, 1972

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social: http://heyscoops.com/ 

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Satan, Yeti, Martian, Lizard

November 18, 2016

So the conversation this week starts with Brian's tennis career in high school? Ugh! In the interest of moving on, the major talking points in this episode turn to the recent Presidential election that brushed against such topics as..

Girls are now women
The conscious decision to forget
Killing a spectrum disorder with booze
5 hours of church'n
Be yourself in the moment
Blood on the page
Brian got exactly what he deserved
Hot election talk
Beating dead babies
Brian's wasted vote
Mark my words
Satan, Yeti, Martian, Lizard Person
Conversion therapy
President zero sum
The backside of my white hand
White guy health insurance rage
Trump is change
An armed populace
Pence SS 
Neegan please!
Solar flares
Fatty liver disease

Music: "Get What You Deserve" - The Derek Trucks Band

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Julie’s 90’s Sh!t Show

November 10, 2016

Even though the Brian Loves Julie conversations have been good ones, they have been leaning more on the serious side as of late so Brian thought it would be fun to quiz Julie on her (lack of) 90's music knowledge.  

Brian and Julie are joined by special guest and Julie's best friend, Wendy Jones, who loves to commit podcasting sins like not talking into the mic, texting and banging on the table (she's the worst)!  Brian and Wendy square off to see if Julie can identify great 90's songs and their artists, like..

ROUND ONE

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Mr. Jones - Counting Crows
Loser - Beck
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Insane in the Brain - Cypress Hill
Today - The Smashing Pumpkins
Groove is in the Heart - Deee-Lite
Creep - Radiohead
Nuthin´But A´G´Thang - Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg

ROUND TWO

Ray of Light - Madonna
Tennessee - Arrested Development
Sabotage - Beastie Boys
MMM Bop - Hanson
No Diggity - Blackstreet
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) - Green Day
Buddy Holly - Weezer
Kitty - Presidents of the United States of America
Tearin' Up My Heart - *NSYNC
Song 2 - Blur

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The End is The End is The End is The End..

October 28, 2016

It's a given that our listenership knows that Brian is always right and never wrong; however, the universe has conspired against him this week and Brian had to do some research to prove that he is either 100% correct in his understanding of Jehovah's Witness ideology or prove that his understanding is slightly less than the assumed percentage.   

 

The first part of this week's episode is meant to inform and clarify points brought up in Episode 004 – Can I Get a Witness?  The tone of the closing portion of this week's podcast tasks Brian to answer the question: Even though Brian's Dad's email to Julie came from a place of caring, was it the right thing for Brian's Dad to do?

 

Other tones that "ding" this week's podcast are.. 

 

Julie Is Never Full? 

Hot Sauce on Celery 

Buffalo Trace Chili Dog 

Joho Redux 

Hansel and Gretel and Brian and Bible 

This Episode Sponsored by jwfacts.com 

Wise Man Death Squad 

Worshipping Jesus is Idolatrous 

The End is the End is the End is the End.. 

Jesus H Christ, Heavenly COO 

Revisionist History 

No Birffdays 

God is Worse 

No Birthdays = No Anniversaries 

S-T-A-U-R-O-U-S 

A False Christian's Cross to Bear 

The Persians Started It, The Romans Perfected It 

Rebel Jesus Breakin' the Law 

Love Builds Up 

Brian Imagines Oprah Stories 

The Rhythm Nation Is Not Allowed in the Kingdom of Heaven 

Mad, Understanding, Accepting, Loving, Hopefully 

144k Middle Managers 

Does Bob Forfeit His Spot? 

No 'net for Johos 

Julie Is An Atheist 

Can You Out-Pray God's Plan? 

God Took Out His Poster Child 

Genetically Moral 

Is Brian A Dad Apologist? 

 

This week's music book-ends are brought to you by.. 

 

"Losing My Religion" - R.E.M.  from the album "Out Of Time" - http://amzn.to/2dR9c4S  

"Losing My Religion" - Metal Cover by Leo Moracchioli - Losing My Religion (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli) 

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